when ur parents go out food shopping
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!
When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
OMG STAHP IT. I CAN’T EVEN I JUST
OH MY GOD